Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Permission to 'Hit the Bucket'...and more...

We live in a world where things have become amazingly strange...like for instance, in Brazil it is now illegal to die. YUP! You heard me right the first time. A city in Brazil proposes to ban its residents from dying...and they say "offenders will be held responsible for their acts"... [sticks tongue out - very, very rudely] Hmmm...I wonder what the punishment would be for being an offender...You can read up more on this...right here!

Here's more ridiculous laws in the US of A
  • You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street [like ya...right!]
  • Dominoes may not be played on Sunday [Hmmm...I wonder why?]
  • It is unlawful to wear women's pumps with sharp, high heels [This law was probably passed by some short bastard]
  • You cannot chain your alligator to a fire hydrant [I wonder where else we could chain our pet alligators]
  • A law in Fairbanks does not allow moose to have sex on city streets [Try telling the moose that]
  • Kangaroos are not allowed in barber shops at any time [And remind me one more time WHY kangaroos need to visit the Barber's shop]
  • A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month [Bloody RUBBISH!]
  • It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling [S M I L E]
  • Tucson: Women may not wear pants [Again, another chauvinistic PIG]
  • Hollywood: It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time. [Sure...lots of sheep in Hollywood]
  • Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street [And who the fuck decides on that?]
  • It is illegal to fart in a public place after 6:00pm on a Thursday. [snicker]

That's just a few...want to read more?

I'm telling you...it be a very strange world that we live in...

3 comments:

sittingnut said...

in fact all laws are stupid and strange bc all of them have to simplify and generalize human society to deal with perceived problems, while humans are extremely complex and unique.

of a cuddlywuddly & a monstrously cute creature said...

LAW - The body of rules and principles governing the affairs of a community and enforced by a political authority; a legal system

See, my point is that such stupid laws as pointed out in my blog really don't make a point, whereas, I don't think it is fair to say that all laws are stupid! :)

sittingnut said...

they are not stupid until you break them but once you break them you will find they are in fact stupid. :-)

difference between 'normal' laws and ones you point out is that almost everyone accept that ppl should be allowed to break them and while only a minority believes(before or after the event does not matter) 'normal' laws should be broken.
but who has the right to decide whose opinion is right? the majority? the god? nobody? :-)

btw a nice selection. i forgot mention that before :-)